mootroast · a drum roaster for your moots

Type a Bluesky handle. Everyone it follows back — its moots — gets tipped into the drum. Start the roast and they tumble and darken in real time; each bean pops out on its own schedule with a roast level and a one-line tasting note. Some go light. Some go dark. A few don't make it.

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ready to roast

finished tray

nothing's popped yet.